How to help your new Asian roommate get acclimated:

Author: ekramona

Date: February 24, 2008

by ekramona
2-24-08
Would you like something to eat? I know in your country you sit on the floor, but here we use "chairs." Oh, and you may wish to eat with sticks, but here we use a "fork."
Now once in a while you may want to celebrate an occasion, but it is not always necessary to dress up like a dragon. And even if you want to "play joke" please only pee pee in the toilet.
Would you like to play a game of checkers? You might be accustomed to checkers in a star shape, but here our board is "square."
Um, is my deposit refundable?