OMG Part 3

Author: el_foka

Date: July 5, 2003

by el_foka
7-05-03
Oi! Wat yu doin ot n de street little bink?
I'm off to find and slaughter with my holy friend the corrupt hearts of a soulless body.
N I suppose he's yur mate, eh?
Actually, based on this letter I got, I'm not actually her friend. She's my partner in a crime against idiocy.
Crime gainst the state? Jes keep de street clean n we're on de up an up, eh?
Hmmm, oh yes officer, I would think of nothing less than cleaning up our streets.