All comics by elenna

 

by elenna
6-30-08
Working Families Win!
Chavez!
Who's Chavez?
Chavez who?

 

by elenna
6-30-08
I would rather watch every single minute of the cricket World Cup that write one more word in this dissertation
OK, maybe every other minute.

 

by elenna
6-30-08
I am going to deduct 10 point for every single piece of txt speak in your exams.
LOL
R U 4 REAL?

 

by elenna
6-30-08
I am going to finish this chapter and go to the gym
Going
Gone

 

by elenna
6-30-08
Why the fuck are you in the garbage?
I threw myself out. I am useless.
You should have at least put your reusable organs in the recycle bin
Yeah, sorry.

 

by elenna
6-30-08
Hi, little girl
Hi, dog on a ball
Did you know that Robert Mugabe has been declared the winner of a one-candidate run-off election overshadowed by reports of the violent intimidation of his opponents?
No. Interesting.
Yeah, she has the same reaction as the rest of the international community ...

 

by elenna
6-30-08
I am a white ninja.
I am a black ninja.
Do you realize how lame we are to spend our free time like this?
Well, this is still a better hobby than indie rock or horticulture.

 

by elenna
6-30-08
French President Nicolas Sarkozy has said "something isn't right" with the European Union, as France took over the rotating presidency of the bloc.
Perhaps it's the environment? Immigrants? Agriculture? Defense? Nationalism?
Nope. "The first priority is to pinpoint the problem with the Irish voters"
Oh thank you, Mr. Sarkozy, finally someone who truly understands the problem of Europe.

 

by elenna
6-30-08
Hey! How is life, buddy? Let's have fun!
I am going to eat you, you little blue thing.
Moral of the story: do not mess with me after a really intense workout.

 

Tuesday morning, 1:18 am
Hmm, I wonder if any one of my numerous friends feels like talking to me on the phone for hours about the subtle difference between postmodernism and deconstruction ...
Probably not. But you can always try Eric. Maybe he is drunk again.
by elenna, 6-30-08

 

I really hate it how every bar now has wing happy hours. 25 cents is just a joke. No respect for what it takes to grow a real nice wing, you know. Way, way more than 25 American cents.
Yeah, fish-and-chips specials are always at least $4.99
by elenna, 6-30-08

 

Origins of Life: Big Bang + Evolution
by elenna, 7-01-08

 

by elenna
7-01-08
Step 1: Read Theory
"The Art of Political Manipulation"
Step 2: Select Key Insights
...the manipulation works even though those who are manipulated know they are being manipulated....
Step 3: Apply and Observe Failure
Working Families Win! Chavez! Vote for our candidate!
Please remove my number from you calling list or I will sue you.

 

by elenna
7-01-08
Thinking over career options
As my first job in international development, I might consider being an analyst for a large corporate military-funded contractor firm.
I mean, developing people need guns, right? To protect themselves from other developing people. Lots of guns. And tanks. Military airports count as infrastructure, yes?
Something tells me this is *probably* the wrong side of the good fight ...

 

by elenna
7-01-08
The European Union imposed a visa ban on key Mugabe regime members in Zimbabwe.
Sound like an international commitment to African democracy!
They also froze their assets in EU banks.
Does this mean that the Nigerian spam letter will not be emailed from Zimbabwe ?!?

 

by elenna
7-06-08
I need an intervention.
STOP BEING StuPid
Consider this an intervention.
Thank you, I seriously needed a moral watchtower.

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