never talk to men in trenchcoats.

Author: elipses

Date: December 28, 2003

by elipses
12-28-03
hey, dude, do you have a scarf? one that's red to match my heart?
um...let me look.
actually, no, but i do have a selection of high-quality...wallets.
eh, no thanks. i just want my scarf. preferably, my RENT scarf.
you sure about that, buddy?