Medium Rare: One warm day in Hell...

Author: eljacko

Date: March 12, 2008

by eljacko
3-12-08
In Hell...
WHO ARE YOU?! How the fuck did I end up HERE?
Well I'm Simon Cowell and you must be a sinner.
But I just...
Well you did murder hundreds of innocent game show contestants.
OH! You mean on my TV show where losing contestants are murdered!
THAT'S THE ONE!