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payton the poser approaches becky the poser hater in hopes of impressing us all....
hey becky, i somked a chipmunk last night isnt that cool?
i dont really give a fuck payton.
payton walks away in shame
why doesnt anyone like me?
fuckin poser......
payton finds a friend in bob, the 80 year old male giaglo.....
hey payton, wanna fuck?
sure, nobody likes me anyway....

 

two awkward students await instructions from their teacher
dude, are we in hell?
no, its just band
they decide to make fun of the teacher while they're waiting
i think the teachers kinda.....gey
yah, i know, hes mad gay
they make small talk and becky then ventures off into the depths of hell only to find boybands and gay people
how did we get to hell??????
just shut up, i dont know...but ill try to find out

 

the two awkward students find themselves out of hell, but still confused adolescents
dude, were'nt we just in hell?
dude, im sooo confused, all i know is emo joe rocks my socks, it must be my fault, im so stupid
they now find themselves in yet another confusing situation.....
dude, where are we now?
dude, my hair color just changed, but im still wearing purple.......im so confused, i want my emo joe, where is my emo joe?
they find themselves lost once again and becky has found a new appearance she is less than happy with
dude, we keep moving, or the band room is changing......
why the hell do i look like a pirate that curt drew? is there some sort of conspiracy here?

 

after being upset by bob, payton tries to find someone who can help him
payton, ur too fucked up for me......
damn, nobody likes me.....
payton tries to seek guidance from a community leader...
hey payton, wanna get jiggy as u kids say under the alter?
sure, why not, if bob cant please me, maybe a holy man can.....
payton finds a friend in the priest and lives happily ever after.....or does he?
c'mon little buddy, lets go!
alright, can i smoke chipmunks under there too?

 

Becky approaches emo joe in hopes of blowing his mind.....
emo joe you rock my socks!!! you're so rad!
you're so rad too, i think.........who are you?
the two of them vainly discuss appearances
this character sure doesnt look like me......my hair isnt even pink anymore.....
thats nice........i dont know how one like myself gets so ugly.....
becky just talks to emo joe while he doesnt pay attention
ur not ugly emo joe, ur hott as hell, the character just sucks ass, majorly.....
thanks.......

 

thomas breaks the news to joanna, who takes it considerably well
joanna, i think we should see other peeps, aight?
i dont like you anyway, ur just unpleasant.
thomas is sent away pondering why everyone thinks he is unpleasant.....
why does everyone say that?
i cant believe i liked him in the first place......
thomas tries to speak to becky, but she also believes he is unpleasant....
go away unpleasant one!
IM NOT UNPLEASANT!!!!!!!!!STUPID FUCKERS STOP SAYIN THAT!

 

a little asian girl approaches a stranger trying to make a friend....
hi.......did u know that i know kung fu?
for some reason, i dont believe you....
the stranger doubts her, what a mistake....fool
i really do, do u want me to show u?
whatever......go ahead
10 seconds later.......
i told u i knew kung fu.......
help? somebody?

 

twin brothers sit to contemplate their social status
im such a loser, nobody likes me....
me too...
they determine that their sexuality is to blame for their lack of friends
are we gay?
maybe....that would explain a lot.....lets try having gay sex right here.......
after 45 minutes of hot sex, they wonder.......
what hapens now?
i guess we go join boybands and become millionaires without having any talent whatsoever.....

 

payton doesnt even appeal to a religious man who has a vowe of celebasy......poor payton.....
my dear boy, payton, you are so gay that jesus will never forgive you......im so sorry for your misfortune....
we'll just see about that.......
on judgement day, payton faces what is his reality.....
jesus, will you ever forgive me?
no, i cannot, nor will the lord, i banish you to hell.....
payton is forever on a quest for acceptance
you wanna have prison sex in hell?
i guess, bob and the priest have both turned me away.....

 

becky sits down to watch what those who live around her call "quality" television...
as the teenagers body developes, so does the teenagers sexuality, more when we get back to Teen Species.....
o great, just another way for them to institute abstinence and sexual awareness......
Becky decides she can profit much more from being her normal corrupt self.
we're back, and now we'd like to explain how a teenage girl developes her breasts and other parts that will be used later on for sexual exploitation.
o fun, maybe i should just go away and listen to some marilyn manson and scare little kids.....sounds like fun.
she decides to go out and scare some neighborhood kid, and suceeds
guess what kid?!?!?! marilyn manson is hot, he rapes me in my sleep, u could call him an incubus if u will, he likes to abuse me and use me, its very fun....
you're a scary lady! stay away antichrist, stay away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!

 

After a days work of blessing people and performing miracles, and angel has decided to show his true colors
Great, now that God isnt looking, i can reveal my true identity........
this is much better........
meanwhile, becky is sitting around thinking about scaring people when the devil pays her a visit
Have you scared the shit uot of anybody and made them worthy to join me in hell?
no master, i have failed you, what is my punishment?!?!?!?!?!
the devil figures out a way to torture becky and cause eternal pain and suffering.....as GRANDMA!!!!!!
you have to spend the rest of your life as a grandma
im not having any fun.....damn....

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