You've been selected to win four free tickets to hell.

Author: eponine

Date: November 19, 2002

by eponine
11-19-02
Brrring. Brrring. Brrring.
No, I'm not answering you this time. I refuse.
Nobody's trying to sell you anything, give you a free Nokia cell phone, get you to change long-distance providers, or persuade you to donate money to their cause. I swear!
Riiight.
Well, there goes that million dollar grand prize.