Stripcreator Survivor?

Author: eponine

Date: March 4, 2002

by eponine
3-04-02
Survivor Asia Ngirl's thoughts on Maura, from Goats, PA.
Maura's got a cute body. She paid a lot for it.
In the case of an emergency, my breasts can be used as flotation devices. And I hope there's an emergency, 'cause I'm useless otherwise! Tee hee!
Billy Joe Bob, from Wigu, Kentucky. (He's single, ladies!)
I can't understand anything Billy Joe Bob says, but I like him, anyway.
Ahtellyewwhut. That there Maury girl shore is purty. Ayup. Ah reckon ah'll keep this up so's ya'll will thank ah'm much dumber than ah yam! Now whare's that dadgummed food?
Eh...The operative word is "little."
I already love Roger. He knows a little about everything.
We need a fire. My nose itches, which is a sure sign that we have two hours of sunlight left. My trick knee tells me those berries are edible. Spider senses tingling!