bah.

Author: eponine

Date: September 6, 2002

by eponine
9-06-02
I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.
I can sneeze the tune of "Eleanor Rigby."
I can whistle the entire score of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Good ol' JC was my babysitter when I was five.
My uterus can flip.
I can't compete!