E3 2002 - Operation: Pac It in Me

Author: eponymous

Date: April 25, 2002

by eponymous
4-25-02
Gabe: you are hereby banned from coming within 100 feet of Namco's E3 booth or our mascot Pacman.
Not this shit again. I thought they were OVER this.
There has got to be a way they'll let you in...
I mean, it's not like there was actual penetration involved or anything...
Thank god for Gabir's magical powers, or PA as we know it may have been over for good.
That's it! We just remove your genitalia and you'll be gentle as a newborn calf!
You're not getting MY nuts, bitch!