Random Obscurity: House of 1000 Complaints

Author: esuarez27

Date: April 11, 2003

by esuarez27
4-11-03
We have a small complaint about Rob Zombie's new movie House of 1000 Corpses.
We feel that Hollywood should produce higher quality zombie movies in general. House of 1000 Corpses does not do us justice. Look at this scene.
Let's see, after killing the seven teenagers, whose car broke down in front of my house. That brings my kill total 787. I still have alot of killing to do.
Like for sure, tee hee, my like car broke down on the highway. Can you like help my boyfriend and me get like a lift into town and such.
And it goes like this for another hour and 10 minutes.
I could have played dead teenager #3 easy. But no they said: Leroy, you stink they said.