All comics by etc

 

Set Up by etc 12-08-04
Death.	I told them it amuses me that they try to save me. When they should let you continue rotting?	I'll miss him.

 

Conclusion by etc 12-10-04
		I don't want to be friends anymore.

 

Goooooneeeee by etc 12-10-04
...but I won't leave.	I'll be here in spirit!	His spirit left too.

 

Immortality Rules? by etc 12-11-04
I guess immortality is fine if you're going to be a robot kill body. You'd be really cool!	If I'm still alive by then, will you be my friend? I've always wanted to have some sort of cyborg friend. Then, you can cut me into pieces.

 

We called each other telepathically! by etc 12-22-04
It'd be cool if we could call each other telepathically. Try it...	MY LIGHTS WENT ON. TRY HARDER!!!	Haha. I wasn't trying. I'm tired. Oh... Stupid lights.

 

Surviving by etc 12-22-04
Surviving. So, what are you doing with your life?	Surviving what?	All the bullshit that reality presents me with... like you.

 

CC270: (You are...) by etc 12-22-04
In the beginning of time... You are perfect! I don't exist. Fuck off?	...later that millenium. You're funny. Really? I like you, but...I'm going to kill myself in a few minutes.	Yesterday. You're great, but don't worry. I'll go away... Does that mean I can't fuck your headless corpse?

 

Memories by etc 5-19-06
Once, I shot a vegetable. Unfortunately, that brings up memories that I don't want to remember. I wonder how he would look after I eat his nose.	Can I shoot you? Please. I have never been shot by someone wearing a hat.	Right... Uh... I'm not wearing a hat, but I can go get one... Nevermind. I'll just go choke on my eyeballs.

 

Dear Mrs. Cleo, by etc 5-19-06
I want to talk to someone empty. Aren't I sexy?	I am an answering machine and this is a recorded message that starts with "Hello this is [human name]" and ends with "Leave a message."	This human being has been disconnected.

 

It happened (like this) by etc 5-19-06
I can lick my hands.	You're hired.

 

Missing body parts I

Raise your arms if you can't find your nose. I HAVE ARMS! Who cares?

by etc, 5-23-06

 

Missing body parts: The wonders of not having a tongue

I have feelings... That's normal, right? 01101110 01101111

by etc, 6-17-06

 

Going Going Going: Quotes (Blood stuck on my ass) 1

Sudden realization in planet nowhere. Nobody left to kill me.

by etc, 10-06-06

 

Today's Act

The chessboard is indifferent to its partner's incompetence. I forgot all my lines.

by etc, 1-12-07

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