All comics by ethan_d

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
I'm soooo bored
Look at this moron
Hey squirrel, are you bored too?
Hell no, I got a hot bitch waiting for me back at my place
What the fuck? Squirrels don't talk
Deal with it mother fucker

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
This park makes me wanna puke
You're back
I'm hiding from a chick
Like you could get a chick
I can read minds asshole

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
Today's my birthday squirrel
Congratufuckinglations asshole. Why don't you get that sorry look off your face and make a wish.
Sucker

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
I didn't say you could sit there
You don't own the park
Don't squirrels bath?
Fuck you're a jerk

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
Do you have any brothers and sisters?
I have eight sisters, ten brothers, and twenty two half siblings
.....
Your mum's a whore
Bite me

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
What's all the fuss about getting hammered?

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
.......
???????
What's all the fuss about getting trashed?
You really are a moron, I hope your strip is gonna get better than this.

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
Hello my name is StickMan. Can I have your attention please? Er, hello? Could you all show a little bit of respect?
Everyone in the audience carries on with their conversations...
FUCK YOU YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNT BASTARDS. ROT IN HELL!
You have to plug the mike in

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
This party sucks. Do you wanna leave and go to my place?
For what?
Coffee
Everybody knows that "coffee" means sex
I'm gay
Everybody knows that "i'm gay" means I want to trick you into getting close to me so I can get in your pants

 

by ethan_d
6-10-06
I'm not trying to trick you. I really am gay
So you really don't want to sleep with me?
No, I don't
Prick

 

by ethan_d
6-11-06
I love you
I hate you
I think you're amazing
I think you're a fucking asshole
I'll marry you one day
Wipe that smug look off your face

 

by ethan_d
6-13-06
How good was the soccer match last night? I loved it
Soccer? What in the name of fuck is soccer?
All you need is a ball and a field of 22 men in short shorts and long socks
This bench just got very small all of a sudden

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