Letter to Jesus

Author: ethanos

Date: May 6, 2001

by ethanos
5-06-01
Forgive me my Lord. I humble before you, but I have a letter from your father.
A letter from God? Read it to me my child.
It says, "Dear Jesus, You aren't the son of god. I'm your father, my name is Joe. I raped your mom when she was 14 and then she tried to cover it up by telling everyone that you were the son of god.."
"...So you're being crucified for no reason at all. Just thought I would tell you that. P.S. Ha ha! You suck, you actually thought you were the son of god. What a wank."
Aww....goddamn.