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by ettata_v
10-27-04
Etta explains
Okay....so...there's a perfectly GOOD reason i haven't posted for ages.
...Um..................................
........I got lost...i mean..LOOK at this deathville of a place! i coulden't find north...so how could i find a computer???!

 

by ettata_v
10-28-04
BEEP....BEEP....BEEP....
meh....
BEEP....BEEP....BEEP....
MEH.....muuuhhh...
BEEP...**click!**........
MUst..Wake...uP....

 

by ettata_v
10-28-04
**silence decends once more**
i'm gonna get up...right...NOW...
**Silence**
*sigh.....*..one..more...minute.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wher'es the snoring .......coming....from....?

 

by ettata_v
10-28-04
TWO HOURS LATER
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....
!!!!!!!!!!!OH !.....
dressed at last
how did you sleep, dear?
i think i worked so hard getting up, its time to go back to bed....

 

by ettata_v
11-13-04
Okay ladies and...Male things.
Today we're going to learn about wrong and right!
Let's see what the united States is doing!
Fallow us!
Well, now..i voted for Mr. bush becuase i thought he looked nice in a cowboy hat...of course they told me i should vote..dident want those soot people to vote (my, if they had a coice, might...

 

by ettata_v
11-13-04
Well..um...
let's try this door! i think it's canada!
Hut 2-3- 4!
My Baby!
THAT WASENT CANADA!
No, it was the US again! just pretend you never saw that! (millions of americans CAN'T be wrong!)

 

by ettata_v
11-13-04
okay, we've made SURE this is Canada.
yeah...hey, about that last door...misleading the american people and all that...
yeah...we're sure we're sorry...we don't want to be "against the US"
please don't take away our funding....Love, CNN..er, i mean, Stripcreator poster.
So..Canada
You mean OH! Canada! Where everyone wants to go on vegatation..er, i mean for free vacination....er, NO..on VACATION

 

by ettata_v
11-13-04
Yeah, Whatever...in we go!
well The News said Pit Bulls should be BANNED....i had a friend who had a friend who was bit once.....
And i saw a TV show with a mean Pit Bull! I say Kill them all!
well now...i guess i think them there dogs is danger to everyone, what with them teeth an all..they can Lock thier jaws if they want!.....
well i like dogs....i don't really know...what you mean by one bredd being more of a danger then anoth...what do you mean you won't be using my interview??

 

by ettata_v
11-18-04
DINNER!!!
Oh good...Vegatarian lasagna..My FAVE!
hmmm.....Why do i see ORANGE bits?...does'nt LOOK like chedder...**Moves things around with fork**
"Is that...is that.. CARROTS????!!!WTF!
But your a VEGATARIAN...CArrots ARE a vegatable...

 

by ettata_v
11-18-04
Oh, YES...that makes PERFECT sense.....carrots are a great subtatute for MEAT!!!!
ARRRRRRGGGGG!!! I'm A VEGATARIAN..NOT a Rabbit!!!
Not even I like carrots...
Point Taken.
SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!...............stop with the Carrots!!!

 

by ettata_v
11-18-04
Toronto W/Poe
So...What kinda guy WOuld you date..i mean, i you said you wanted to stop dating losers and creeps?...
YEAH! i would love to date a guy with ambition and talent....
....You know, with a DIRECTION...who was nice..together...Maybe was living on his own...
Um...Well how are you going to meet them?
By getting a job, an apatrment, and by pretending to have goals in life???

 

by ettata_v
11-25-04
Vietnam
I got no rights...Why should i go to war for you, kill people in the name of a country that treats me the same way as that contry treats them?
becuase it's not American to be a Communist. your not a Communist, are you boy?
"Your either for us or against us"
Well....Okay. I'll sighn up!
atta boy! you won't regret it!
Iraq
I got no rights...Why should i go to war for you, kill people in the name of a country that treats me the same way as that contry treats them?
Becuase it's not American to be a peace loving "Hippie". your not a Hippie, are you boy?

 

by ettata_v
2-12-05
let me just check something....
***Reaches Out***
WHAT??!...I just wanted to see his heart line...

 

by ettata_v
2-13-05
Squirrels and Crack Addicts Have alot in commen
Squirrels Hide nuts, then go nuts looking for them for the rest of year
Crack Addicts Score crack, Hide it, and spend the rest of the year CONVINCED they havent smoked it yet, and that they will come across it any minute now..no, NOW..NOW...no...

 

by ettata_v
2-13-05
i love you
neat
i hate me
sux
oh god
oh god

 

by ettata_v
2-15-05
A Girl at school I don't know bumps into me at the sink...
ugh!
*Sarcastic* ...Sorry
Uh, "exuse me" is the thing to say...BEFORE you *Bump* somone..but whatever, let it lie...
She moves away, and i turn to look right at her..not gonna let her off THAT easy...
You look tired.
Thanks.

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