Electron Day

Author: evil_d

Date: November 6, 2002

by evil_d
11-06-02
When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Electron Day.
And what will that be like?
Everyone will come together to affirm that all of the atomic particles in the universe are in fact negatively charged. This affirmation will cause all of reality to disintegrate before our eyes.
So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.