Ear Infection Day

Author: evil_d

Date: November 6, 2002

by evil_d
11-06-02
When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Ear Infection Day.
And what will that be like?
The most intelligent people in the world will come to my palace to tell me how I should govern, but I'll be unable to listen to them because I'll have an ear infection.
So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.