TTCC3: Justice miscarried in 30 minutes or it's free

Author: evil_d

Date: November 12, 2002

by evil_d
11-12-02
Years in the past....
Landshark. I mean, door-to-door salesman.
Which is worse?
Listen up, kid. I've got just what you always wanted even though you never knew it. It's a brand-new "Junior Police Inspector" kit, only $199.99.
It better be more fun than that Junior Chemist set I got for my birthday.
Oh hell yeah. Blowing off family members' limbs only lasts a few minutes, but a good prison term will last 'em fifteen to twenty years!
I'll go rustle up my Dad's credit card.