Retroactive Stories: Formerly Known As

Author: evil_d

Date: November 19, 2002

by evil_d
11-19-02
Hello there, citizen!
Hello, Retroactive Man. I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
I guess I'll currently know you as Prince, then.
Can't do that. Legal problems with my record label.
You know, for a nominal fee, I could retroactively rough up the label executives for you.
Sounds great! I assume you'll accept a post-dated check?