Retroactive Stories: The Origin of Retroactive Man

Author: evil_d

Date: November 19, 2002

by evil_d
11-19-02
Ah ha! My pawn captures yours using "en passant"! Checkmate!
Damn! You win again.
Oh, my! I think that bolt of lightning that struck me as I made that final move gave me superhuman powers!
What are you talking about? You didn't get struck by lightning. It's not even raining.
Fine, I'll take care of getting struck by lightning later, then.