Critically ill youngsters are always funny

Author: evil_d

Date: April 3, 2001

by evil_d
4-03-01
What's wrong, little boy?
*sniff* ...I've got diabetes. Won't you help?
Wait a second... are you that kid I keep getting all those stupid e-mails about?
No, that's leukemia. Please help, sir. All you have to do is mail gabe_billings a check for a few dollars.
Yeah, like I'm going to give Gabe a document with my real name and home address printed on it.
Oh, woe is me! We couldn't get the *real* Steve Austin to promote our cause, and nobody trusts his look-alike!