I'm not sure it's funnier when I do it on purpose

Author: evil_d

Date: April 4, 2001

by evil_d
4-04-01
Maura, thank heavens you're alright! We thought you'd never come out of that coma!
I'm as surprised as you! I wouldn't have thought anyone could survive that explosion at the fish-packing plant!
Well, you did! And you're not the only one! Someone -- or should I say, something -- else made it through too! Turn around and see!
What? But who could possibly -- oh god, NOT YOU!!