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MISREMEMBERED PLATITUDE TROUT: Hold this card. Discard it when you land on a space of your choosing to avoid all the consequences (negative and positive) of that space.
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BETTING ON THE NEWBIES: You and the other players take bets on how long certain newbies will stay around. You win. Collect $20 from each player.
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DCCVCT: Hold this card. You may discard it whenever you are forced to pay money to a player or the bank. Collect that amount from that player or the bank instead.
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| Your comic thesis on nuclear physics was brilliant. | |
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| I've never been so drunk in my life as when I wrote that. | |
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