Comic Contest 27: Is this what English majors do?

Author: evil_d

Date: May 2, 2001

by evil_d
5-02-01
Toothpaste. Noun. A dentifrice in the form of a paste. "My dentist told me to brush my teeth with a new kind of toothpaste."
Confetti. Plural noun. Small pieces or streamers of colored paper that are scattered around during the course of festive occasions. "Confetti covers the floor every year on January 1."
Interstice. Noun. A space, especially a small or narrow one, between things or parts. "Her foot was caught in the interstice between two large boulders."
French-fried potatoes. Plural noun. Strips of potato fried in deep fat. "Would you like some French-fried potatoes with that?"