Retroactive Man/Captain Obvious Crossover (2/24)

Author: evil_d

Date: April 29, 2003

by evil_d
4-29-03
Potential Lad, I'd like you to come with me on this mission.
Not a chance.
All you do is sit around the Retro-cave and watch TV all day. That can't be healthy. It would do you some good to get out.
One, this isn't a fucking "Retro-cave", it's a studio fucking apartment. Two, quit nagging me. If I wanted that shit I could get it at home.
No you couldn't. Your future self has been living there for a year. Your mom won't let you in because she thinks you're some kind of con artist.
Don't fucking remind me.