Retroactive Man/Captain Obvious Crossover (7/24)

Author: evil_d

Date: April 29, 2003

by evil_d
4-29-03
Your powers break the laws of physics, evildoer!
Why don't you arrest me, professor?
I'm trying to!
God, I wish you'd shut up!
*CLANG!*
I just heard a clanging noise!
I mean it! Shut up!