Retroactive Man/Captain Obvious Crossover (20/24)

Author: evil_d

Date: April 29, 2003

by evil_d
4-29-03
"My powers of obviousness will prevail as always, Confuser!"
Man... I am so smashed. If only Captain Obvious' powers weren't suppressing mine, I could retroactively decide not to get drunk....
"Not this time, Obvious! Behold my latest invention -- the Obscuro-Wave! Once I flip this tiny little switch, your powers will be useless!"
Yes! That's the ticket! As soon as he turns that on....
*crash!* "That's what I think of your Obscuro-Wave device, Confuser! Let's see you try to rebuild it now!"
Ah, crap. Why'd he have to pick this moment to do something competent?