Censorware 4

Author: evil_d

Date: May 1, 2003

by evil_d
5-01-03
Hello, Mr. Computer. My English teacher gave me this list of vocabulary words to look up.
Don't you dare, little girl!
I'm Bessie, a prehistoric monster that hides inside your computer and eats you if you try to visit websites that someone who doesn't know you has deemed inappropriate!
Online dictionaries are no place for a child! Why, they've got thousands of words that describe concepts you shouldn't know about until a traumatic accident thrusts them upon you!
I -- I'm scared!
That's the idea, kid!