Ripped from the headlines

Author: evil_d

Date: May 3, 2003

by evil_d
5-03-03
This article quotes the vice president of the local cable company as saying "my goal is to make people put 'love' and 'cable company' in the same sentence."
No problem. "I don't love my cable company."
Too easy. "I would love it if my cable company would hire someone competent."
"I'd love to murder the vice president of the cable company."
"I gave my love a cherry, and I gave my cable company a check for an exorbitant sum."
We should call her and leave these on her answering machine.