One of my favorite phrases

Author: evil_d

Date: June 18, 2003

by evil_d
6-18-03
...so yeah, I ended up paying a lot less income tax this year, but technically it's fraud, so keep it under your hat.
Okay.
Hey, we're on for fishing this weekend. But my wife thinks I'll be on a business trip, so keep it under your hat.
No problem.
This is a Felis septicus, a rare breed of cat whose posionous bite can kill a man in 20 seconds. But they're illegal in the US, so keep it under your hat.
Uh....