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| Most of the time, bein' married to a crazy little elf who's a fairy-tale star is real great. We live off the royalties, so we have lots of time to travel. And he's into kinky sex. | |
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| But he's gettin' on in years, and lately his mind is startin' to go. He'll light a candle in the kitchen and prance in circles, yellin' how he's gonna steal the king's child all over again. | |
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| Then he trips on the candle and his ass catches fire. Don't take kindly to me gigglin' at that. Then it's off to the hospital again. This good-lookin' doctor there got a thing for me, ya know. | |
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