Comic Contest #31 - The double meaning makes it all literary

Author: evil_d

Date: May 20, 2001

by evil_d
5-20-01
The quick brown fox jumped into my ass!
I hope to Zeus you didn't just say what I think you just said.
I said, "The quick brown fox jumped into my ass!" I think he's still in there -- want to see?
Kid, if you show me your ass, I'm going to be forced to kick it, fox or no.
His ass.
Damn it, Quick Brown Fox! I've told you before, I just don't think of you that way!