Just don't let Farmer Johnson hear you say it that way.

Author: evil_d

Date: June 3, 2001

by evil_d
6-03-01
Morning, Doris. Got some pleasant news for you.
Morning, Edna. And brrr... what a cold morning it is! What's the news?
Well, you know those conical piles of straw or hay that Farmer Johnson puts out for us?
They're called "cocks".
Sure, whatever. Anyway, what with the morning frost and all, they're practically frozen solid. And I know you like 'em that way.
Sounds great. Nothing like a stiff cock to start the day off right.