It qualified for funding as a "faith-based initiative"

Author: evil_d

Date: February 5, 2004

by evil_d
2-05-04
So how'd your trip to the US go?
Great! The Department of Homeland Security gave me this medal.
"Model Foreigner".
They said I killed very few woodland creatures and absolutely no chief executives.
But I heard you ran some guy over with your rental car.
Oh, yes, but he had a slightly tan complection. They gave me this "Honorary Patriot" medal for that.