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Author: evil_d

Date: June 9, 2001

by evil_d
6-09-01
Farmer Bo! Please don't tell anyone you saw me out here! This isn't mine -- I found it in my closet and I'm just bringing it out to bury it!
What?! You're leaving me?
Skeletons in the closet, eh? Well, don't worry, lassie, I know how that is. I've been spraying these here corn stalks with poisonous chemicals since 1956!
Bo, dear, you left your canisters of cyanide out on the back porch!
In a spy satellite orbiting far above the planet Earth....
Hmm. Seems like everybody's got something to hide except me and my donkey.
Speak for yourself, bowling ball head.