CC35 - The part of Helmut should be read w/ a British accent

Author: evil_d

Date: June 10, 2001

by evil_d
6-10-01
Enjoy your evening at the theater, sir.
It's not meant to be "enjoyed", Johnson, it's High Art...! Oh, never mind, you wouldn't understand. Listen, do try and take care of my new life-sized replica of Michaelangelo's "Pieta" while I'm out.
I guess that means I shouldn't screw your wife on it like last night, then?
...I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
Johnson!! If I hadn't lost the use of my right arm in that yachting accident, I'd thrash you soundly!