Honey, I love the way you pick up FM

Author: evil_d

Date: June 14, 2001

by evil_d
6-14-01
*pant, pant* Okay, Robbie, I ran over here as fast as I could, and I brought the knife like you said... now what's this urgent news you have to tell me?
I'm sleeping with your wife.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yes! My plan is in action. Now to hide myself from his wrath in my sandcastle.
Wait a second... I'm not married. Robbie, this isn't another one of your schemes to get me to kill myself so you can run off with my stereo, is it?
Dude, can you blame me? She's got the cutest little antennae!