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| Of course not! That guy is a maniac! I did my part to keep him out of the White House by voting for <name of other major-party candidate>. | |
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| Then on the way out of the polling booth, I met a guy who was collecting money to help fund cancer research. So I gave him a penny. | |
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| That's very... uh... charitable.... | |
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| Then when I got home, I noticed my lawn was looking a little dry, so I said to myself, "Whoa, time to get out the eyedropper!" | |
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