W addresses the troops

Author: evil_d

Date: April 7, 2004

by evil_d
4-07-04
Now boys, I know y'all'd like to go home to your families, but I jest know there's WMDs in Iraq, and I need you to stay until you find 'em.
Ha ha! March fools!
Uh, sir, there isn't any such holiday as--
Just a minute, Dick. I'm giving orders to these fools.