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| Mr. Jones, I'm glad we could meet to discuss your son's problems in school. Yesterday he couldn't even name all of the planets in order. | |
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| Whoa, that's pretty serious. I mean, I was fired from my last job for not being able to name all of the planets in order. | |
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| In fact, just last week I was on my way to Jupiter and I couldn't remember whether it came before or after Saturn. Totally missed my exit, I was an hour late for my meeting. | |
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| ...which brings me to my theory about Billy's troubles with education having their roots at home. | |
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| This morning I passed a bum on the street. I asked him, "Can I give you a couple of bucks?" and he said, "I don't need your money, I need you to name all of the planets in order for me!" | |
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