Admit it, you've had this fantasy before

Author: evil_d

Date: June 20, 2001

by evil_d
6-20-01
Sweetie, I'm so glad I saved you from those stupid earthlings. They could never appreciate you, not like I do. I want to make you glad, too. We'll be so happy together, you'll see.
I love you, baby, I lust for you, you know I do. We'll be all magicky together. We'll be like Kennedy and Monroe, we'll do it back and to the left, you know what I mean?
"Look, Skipper, the Professor made a new--" *BONK* *CRASH* "Gilligan! Wait'll I get my hands on you!"
Kinky, baby! You like it rough? We can definitely do it that way, honey. This is gonna be the start of something wonderful, I can tell.