I'm afraid I can't do that, Lee

Author: evil_d

Date: June 23, 2001

by evil_d
6-23-01
Fucking computer! Using this thing is like watching "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" with no eyes... and an extra leg... or something.
Okay, buster, listen up. You're gonna change course and head back to earth now, or I'm gonna get all Lee Harvey Oswald on your ass.
UNKNOWN COMMAND. ### PLEASE RESTATE.
Right, then. Prepare to face my wrath.