Quitting time at the Wash & Wash is "as soon as possible"

Author: evil_d

Date: July 7, 2001

by evil_d
7-07-01
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE QUITTING??? I JUST HIRED YOU THIS MORNING!!! AND IT ISN'T EVEN ONE O'CLOCK YET!!!!!
I know, sir. But I got a better offer while I was on my lunch break. Same job, but they'll pay me five dollars more per hour.
WHAT AN INGRATE!!!!! I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS BUSINESS!!!! AND NOW YOU'RE LEAVING FOR... FOR... WHO?????
It's the Wash and Wash and Wash, across the street.
DAMN THAT WASH AND WASH AND WASH!!!!! WE NEVER COULD OUT-SELL THEM!!!! THEY WASH ONE MORE TIME THAN WE DO!!!! THE SECRET IS IN THE THIRD WASH!!!!!
Actually, some people say the secret is not screaming madly at the customers.