Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (8/9)

Author: evil_d

Date: October 11, 2004

by evil_d
10-11-04
Okay, here's the plan. We're going to take you guys to each other's hearings, and then argue it was a case of mistaken identity.
And so:
Counselor, if your client thinks he has any chance of getting bail, he'd better start telling me how sorry he is for fooling around where he had no business being.
Your honor, this client isn't the one accused of computer hacking. He's the one accused of soliciting a prostitute.
Hmm... well, I stand by my statement. I mean, look at that hair... he's obviously a complete fairy.
I request a mistrial for so many reasons.