Security Clearance

Author: evil_d

Date: March 23, 2005

by evil_d
3-23-05
So you really offered to give Matt a reference for getting his security clearance? I thought you were opposed to--
Hold on a second, there's the call now.
Hello? Yeah, Matt's a great guy. Did a lot of drugs in college, but who didn't, right? Listen, those rumors that he was planning to kill the president are totally false. Okay, you're welcome. Bye.
I see.
Oh, damn. I forgot to mention his secret love affair with an Iraqi man.