Chez Gothy's 2

Author: evil_d

Date: April 5, 2005

by evil_d
4-05-05
Welcome to Chez Gothy's. Table for one, I assume?
No, my girlfriend is meeting me here.
Oh, an agonizing break-up dinner, then. $5 extra gets you the jealousy service, where your waitress flirts with you, or the guilt trip, where we cause a scene and then throw her out. $9 for both.
No! Uh, that won't be necessary. I'm not here to break up with my girlfriend.
Look, buddy, I don't know what else you've got planned, but we don't allow it here.