Denouement

Author: evil_d

Date: April 21, 2005

by evil_d
4-21-05
In religious news: after a whole day of deliberation, the Catholic cardinals surprised nobody by selecting a conservative European man to be the Church's new leader.
The list of people of whom Pope Benedict XVI takes a dim view is long, and includes such groups as gays, women, non-Christians, and anyone who doesn't agree with him.
The election of Benedict XVI marks the end of the chain of events set in motion by the death of his predecessor, John Paul II.
That rustling noise you hear is the sound of most of the world's population turning their attention back to things that are actually relevant to their lives.