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| Being dragged to a sci-fi convention? Got a first date with a Star Wars geek? Avoid potentially fatal faux pas with this guide to how you should feel about certain things in the movies. | |
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| Wookies are tall, lanky teddy bears that communicate in loud, dissonant groans. They are cool. | |
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| Ewoks are short, stout teddy bears that communicate in a high-pitched chatter. They are to be despised. | |
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| C-3PO is a bumbling droid who worries vocally about everything, holds his arms at awkward angles, and survives every adversity thanks to improbable good luck. He is cool. | |
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| Jar Jar Binks is a bumbling alien with a bad accent who is loyal to his friends, instrumental in saving his planet, and survives every adversity thanks to improbable good luck. He is uniformly hated. | |
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| Boba Fett is a masked bounty hunter who speaks little and is on screen for a total of maybe 20 minutes over the course of all six movies. He is the coolest character in the entire series. | |
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