Cowboys and Indians

Author: evil_d

Date: June 14, 2005

by evil_d
6-14-05
Well shucks, Ashwatthama, this here's one great cook-out! Mighty fine of ya to invite me.
Thank you veddy much Mister Buck. I am glad you are enjoying it. Have you tried the lamb vindaloo?
Naw, I don't go fer that foreign stuff. I reckon as I'll just grab me a burger offa the grill.
I am veddy sorry but we are not serving hamburgers. The cow is a sacred animal to my people.
No hamburgers? No steaks? Now that just ain't natural! This means war!
Excuse me then while I go get my tomahawk.