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| So I read that when Herman Melville was researching those whale-hunting scenes in Moby Dick, he worked as a cook in a seaside restaurant. | |
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| That's a fascinating tidbit, Alice. I'd be sure to tell it to people at parties, if I ever got invited to any parties. | |
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| Alice! Dilbert! Are you two having a conversation that's not related to work? That's stealing company time! | |
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| I've had just about enough of your flapping jaw, you pointy-haired nitwit. I challenge you to a duel! Let's take this outside! | |
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| Bad news, Dogbert. Today I single-handedly halved the value of my company's stock. | |
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| That's okay, I sold all my shares when I heard they were hiring you. | |
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